Definitions by Wicked665

ding ding man 

Another term for the ice cream man, based on the bell on his truck. Of course, very few ice cream trucks go "ding ding" anymore. There is now an annoying song played that begins with an incredibly loud "HELLO!"

"Give me a dollar, here comes the ding ding man!"

ding ding man by Wicked665 July 22, 2006

dingle douche 

Combination of dingleberry and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is incredibly 1.) ignorant 2.) annoying 3.) stupid to the degree of deserving death by mutilation.

A dingle douche fucks up everything he touches and can do nothing correctly. Those around him wonder how he even knows to wipe his own anus hole after shitting.

"John is such a dingle douche, he can't find his own dick with a GPS"

dingle douche by Wicked665 July 22, 2006