Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet
Wang, your dingle Dongle is hanging out. Fix it!"
Cadet
Wang: "Yes Sir!"
Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet
Wang, why did you join AF ROTC?!"
Cadet
Wang: "Sir, this cadet joined to become an officer while circumventing the proper method of enlisting first and actually earning an officer rank. This cadet wants to be another shithead Lieutenant who came straight out of
college with no real military experience, and be expected to lead men into combat and oversee Senior NCOs that have been in the service for 20+ years, while this cadet, in fact, has no experience."
Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Ain't that the truth."