Ding Wonger

a cross between ding bat and ding Wong silly found in the south pole attempting to mate w penguins science sadly there all male. they can be funny but dangerous like the minions in despicable me. if you see one the best thing to do is call the dingarean patrol they will capture it then deliver it to its home safely.

My friends always called me a Ding Wonger this means how dangerous i was always making jokes/ roasting them. AKA a roast= insult

Ding Wonger by gjonsey4l February 26, 2015

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dingdongery

Stupid, silly, and usually harmless actions that make reasonable people shake their heads in disbelief. Usually these are actions made by people who don't think things all the way through and/or can be described as "ding dongs".

You got a tattoo that says "$WAG" because you "thought it was funny"?! That's straight dingdongery.

dingdongery by jesses55 May 27, 2021

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Dingdonger

An erect penis.

''Look, he's got a dingdonger!

Dingdonger by LMCFEV February 21, 2009

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dingwinger

A dull-witted person.

That guy's acting like an animal in public! What a dingwinger!

dingwinger by Seshie January 14, 2009

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Dingbonger

Usually referred to as an individual who acts/ or performs as if they were another person.

A week after you get a new item and new wardrobe another person purchases the same item, which; could be a variation of the original item, or the exact replica. The person who is unoriginal would also be known as, a dingbonger.

Dingbonger by Jasmanda May 5, 2009

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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