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dongmonger 

1. One who mongs dongs.
2. A person who is known to be an annoyance to a particular group of friends, who secretly dislike said person.
3. Less used insult similiar to "dick-head."
"I wish bob would piss off."
"Yeah, he's a dongmonger."

dingdongery 

Stupid, silly, and usually harmless actions that make reasonable people shake their heads in disbelief. Usually these are actions made by people who don't think things all the way through and/or can be described as "ding dongs".
You got a tattoo that says "$WAG" because you "thought it was funny"?! That's straight dingdongery.
dingdongery by jesses55 May 27, 2021

DINGDONGARMY 

A very Badass dude on xbox one
DINGDONGARMY I was talking to dingdong the other day about, cars, he fucking knows everything about that shit
DINGDONGARMY by DINGDONGARMY September 27, 2021

dingbanger 

Term related to an archaic device from The Before Time, The Long Long Ago. Refers to the carriage advance lever on a typewriter, so named for the characteristic *ding* made by the machine upon pushing the lever, and the *BANG!* sound made as the carriage returned to the left margin.
"To move to the next line, just slap the dingbanger."
dingbanger by phuqueyeah March 21, 2021

DongBonger 

A DongBonger is one who is obsessed with punching Ginger peoples genitals
Jimmy is such a DongBonger.
DongBonger by Serious Bitch October 23, 2017

Dingdonger 

''Look, he's got a dingdonger!
Dingdonger by LMCFEV February 21, 2009