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finchle dinckle 

"look at him , he's a thing with a THING ... such a finchle dinckle"
finchle dinckle by hvgvkghfkhg October 26, 2020

dicklength 

An imaginary unit of measurement used in conversation to exaggerate the length of one's member.
Son: "Dad, how long is a basketball court?"

Father: "I don't know the exact figure, son, but I'd say it's probably somewhere between 12 and 14 dicklengths."
dicklength by Dr Harry Johnson March 29, 2013
You: Hey sweetie, let's go on a date tonight.
Her: I'm still mad at you for not helping me with the dishes last night...
You: Please don't be a dinklet!
Dinklet by goodlord! December 23, 2014

Dinkleberg 

Dinkleberg is Dad's neighbour in The Fairly Odd Parents who he blames for most of his problems.

Dad often says, "Dinkleberg..." in a low voice.
House burned down?

Dinkleberg...

Can't find your socks?

Dinkleberg...
Dinkleberg by OhMyKittens March 29, 2012

dickless trap 

Basically the father that abandoned you, but in the body of an anime girl with an oem vagina. Extremely hot, will fix your car, beat your ass. Seems like a trap, but isn't. XX, feminine features, though high in Testosterone.
"She always has these boyfriends with daddy issues"
"Obviously, she's a dickless trap after all"
dickless trap by src101 January 13, 2022

Dinkleberg 

curse you dinkleberg!!!!!!!!
Dinkleberg by LGREEZZY March 26, 2017