dinktoucher

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dinktoucher

dinktoucher by Timmay January 16, 2005

dink toucher 

A casual reference to someone that you don't hate, but think is a really huge loser. There is no reason for thinking he is a loser, he just is.

Generally, dink touchers are super nice guys with lots of friends. However, when you meet them, you just think: "man, this guy is a huge dink toucher."

When you are hanging around with dink touchers, you generally pretend to be friends with them. But when you get home, you complain to your wife/girlfriend about how much they suck and that you don't want to hang around with them any more. Then your wife/girlfriend gets mad at you and asks you to explain why that guy was a dink toucher. You don't have an explanation and lose the argument. Then you end up hanging around with the guy over and over again.

Last night I was hanging out with my wife's work friends. There was this one guy, Steve, and he was a super-huge dink toucher.

How so?

I don't know. He just was.

dink toucher by Pollup December 25, 2007

dink toucher 

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dink toucher

dink toucher by Timmay September 29, 2007

Dinktouch

A dinktouch is someone who likes to walk around, and fondle the crotch of another being. Dinktoucher's must be male, but they can touch the crotch of a shemale, as well as a male.

You're a fucking dinktouch. Gtfo.

Dinktouch by Jbirrd January 13, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019