dinktoucher

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dinktoucher

dinktoucher by Timmay January 16, 2005

dink toucher 

A casual reference to someone that you don't hate, but think is a really huge loser. There is no reason for thinking he is a loser, he just is.

Generally, dink touchers are super nice guys with lots of friends. However, when you meet them, you just think: "man, this guy is a huge dink toucher."

When you are hanging around with dink touchers, you generally pretend to be friends with them. But when you get home, you complain to your wife/girlfriend about how much they suck and that you don't want to hang around with them any more. Then your wife/girlfriend gets mad at you and asks you to explain why that guy was a dink toucher. You don't have an explanation and lose the argument. Then you end up hanging around with the guy over and over again.

Last night I was hanging out with my wife's work friends. There was this one guy, Steve, and he was a super-huge dink toucher.

How so?

I don't know. He just was.

dink toucher by Pollup December 25, 2007

dink toucher 

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dink toucher

dink toucher by Timmay September 29, 2007

Dinktouch

A dinktouch is someone who likes to walk around, and fondle the crotch of another being. Dinktoucher's must be male, but they can touch the crotch of a shemale, as well as a male.

You're a fucking dinktouch. Gtfo.

Dinktouch by Jbirrd January 13, 2009