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torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS) 

A disease causing one to be late or tardy
Bobs family told him the wedding started at 4 pm when it actually started at 5 , because they knew Bob suffered from Torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)

Anal Dilator 

A hollow cylindrical tool that is used to dilate one's anus for various sexual purposes. Commonly used for smoothly inserting objects into the rectum cavity. The use of lubrication is recommended.
Most commonly a generic PVC pipe of numerous diameters, depending on one's tolerance for the dilation of the anus.

Can also be used in combination with a funnel at one end; allowing for a second person to shit inside of the anal dilator, then quickly remove the tube. This allows for the person with the dilated anus to actually shit another person's shit.
Anal Dilator by kingKracka February 5, 2010

Rectal Dilator 

A sexual device, like a butt plug, used to loosen, open, relax and stimulate the anal sphincter muscle. Ideal for those into gaping.

Also may refer to a person that packs such a massive cock that they leave one’s anus pulverized and wide open after anal sex.
Rachel and I went to the adult shop last night and I bought her a 12x6 rectal dilator. She was gaping so good I was able to fist her.

Francisco took me home last night and we had sex for the first time. Let’s just say he’s a rectal dilator like no other. I’m sore.
Rectal Dilator by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
I'm a dillatory
dillatory by P H O N K G O D October 23, 2023
a sqiggily dick
see his dilator becky? yeah he has ED
dilator by mustache_sanchez June 25, 2019

sphinctoral dilator 

A medicinal/mechanical item used to reduce/eliminate embarrassing noisy farts in public. Just like a bronchial dilator, it serves to further widen/open a bodily "pipe", but just at (ahem!) the "other end of the equation". Having this artificially-unrestricted "exit" permits any produced methane to be immediately vented in a continuous and "silent" outflow, rather than the gas's being internally bottled up in an increasingly-pressurized "pocket", eventually to come blasting out in a horrid raspy spluttering explosive expulsion that either greatly offends or uproariously amuses everyone within earshot, and causes acute humiliation to the unfortunate farter, especially if his whizzpoppers are especially odiferous and/or frequent.
Baked-beans-and-stewed-cabbage-loving dude: Wearing my specially-designed sphinctoral dilator (a three-inch-long thick-walled aluminum tube with smoothly-rounded screw-threads for easier insertion) isn't exactly the most comfy experience, but it sure beats the offended glares and/or derisive snickers from others that I used to get whenever I'd venture out in public after a big meal.