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Delusionalism 

When your homegirls or a person you know has no sense of reality and they really believe the phuckery going on in their lives . Delusionalism can have your life in a big mess and getting played .
I had some home girls that were suffering with a really high dosage of Delusionalism , they were all fighting over a guy with a really small penis, big stomach , going bald and still married legally , but in their heads he'd make a really great husband ! Lol
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Delusionalism 

Delusionalism is when you believe something that you have made up in your own head.

For example, making up a connection with a person that has no idea who you are or over exaggerating a small gesture such as a blink or a look in your direction.

Examples:
Girl he literally looked in my direction!! He’s literally in love with me”
Girl you have delusionalism!
Delusionalism by Geministars09 June 22, 2024

delusionalship 

A one-sided love where you constantly think someone is dropping you hints or has a crush on you whilst it's all in your head (a delusion) and they don't actually care.
"I can't believe I was in a delusionalship with her for so long"
delusionalship by rektx March 6, 2023

Delusionality 

Delusional + Reality = Delusionality

When someone goes as far as confusing their own personal delusions with reality.

plural form: Delusionalities
When she told me that she swore she seen a glowing-pink horse with giant wings flying around town, I knew she was a victim of her own delusionality.
Delusionality by Buck,, Neeley July 13, 2012

Delusionalist 

Someone who uses ancient belief systems to explain the world around them. These belief systems are not grounded in reality and only serve to help the person cope with things they cannot understand. The delusionalist thinks the burden is on the evidence to reconcile itself with his delusions.
Is he a schizophrenic? No, he's a delusionalist.
Delusionalist by Enemy combatant January 30, 2010

hairy palm delusionalist 

a bloke who chats up random girls but only gets as far as their phone numbers before they realise he's a complete twat and only talk to him out of sympathy.

This guy is probabally a virgin in his very late teens lying about the many girls he's bedded. yet thinks he's the hot shit!

The give away is the fact he acts like a complete virgin and will also have made up an unbelievable senario of loosing his virginity at a ridiculously young age with some one many years older!
that mouthy saddo, he is a hairy Palm delusionalist

delusionalniss 

being delusional but also being extra and adding -niss
your not on the phone with me so you cant see my delusionalniss
delusionalniss by jadyn3596 October 8, 2017
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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