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One who acts like a dildo. This term is used by people,usually male, who have a hard time saying dildo. Used in large groups while people watching in public, usually shouted to add effect. Articulation and delivery are key when using this term.
"Man that concert was cool but did you see that drunk Dil-de act like a fool."
"What a Dil-de"
Dil-de by V-Dub March 22, 2007
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Oh NO! You bought me a Dil Dew, not a Mt. Dew!
Dil Dew by sugartoes September 25, 2010
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Dil Details 

A quick dating profile synopsis about a person on Dil Mil.
I saw she was a Virgo in her Dil Details, and I'm compatible with Virgos.
Dil Details by Dil Mil November 9, 2020
liquid left on sex toys after use
Carla's vibrator was coverd in dildew after her masterbation sesion.
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The proper pluralization of dildo, as opposed to dildos.
She utilized many dilden during her performance of The Aristocrats.
dilden by Moon Daddy February 28, 2008
A factory devoted to the production of dildos.
"Look what I just brought home from the dildery, Susan."
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Dildee is a slang word for Dildo.
She loves to shove dildees in her buns.
dildee by Flynner January 17, 2007
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