Digration 

The act of looking like you need some milk.

She is so desperate, she looks like she suffers from digration.

Digration by Bluielily May 30, 2021

transverse digestion 

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.

Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

transverse digestion by joseph blough April 8, 2022

Lionel Migration 

stupid ass definition that comes up 50% of the time you hit the random button on UD

seriously, hit random a couple times

Lionel Migration

Lionel Migration by rockhard June 28, 2008

great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere 

Something Theo saw on David Attenborough.

What are you talking 'bout mate? It's the great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere! Fascinating, really.

great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere by Superwogfan June 20, 2021

fartation migration 

To leave the area after you fart.

After the stench filled the room, people noticed Jeff was gone and declared that he used fartation migration.

fartation migration by A Bob bay March 21, 2008

Lionel Migration 

Apparently, the most popular word on Urban Dictionary, because every other time i hit random, it pops up.
Maybe random should be renamed, Lionel Migration

*See Other Definitions for real meaning*

Bill-*hits random on urbandictionary.com*
Bill-"DAMNIT!!!"
Jack-"what?"
Bill-"I got sent to Lionel Migration again!"
Jack-"Dude, thats like, the 20th time this minute.You suck."

Lionel Migration by Nixon1 July 4, 2008

Swoosh Migration

When the logo on a sock moves around the wearer's leg, so it is not in the place it is supposed to be, usually the side of the calf.

Dan: Whoa! You have serious swoosh migration, bro.
Mike: Oh, thanks for the heads up man.

Swoosh Migration by YTMOSH October 2, 2012