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transverse digestion
An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.
Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”
transverse digestion by joseph blough April 8, 2022
Related Words
Digration • degration • degrationk1nk • degration kink • Migration • Migration Monday • Digestion • Nigration • Decration • degrating
Lionel Migration
Lionel Migration by rockhard June 28, 2008
great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere
What are you talking 'bout mate? It's the great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere! Fascinating, really.
great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere by Superwogfan June 20, 2021
fartation migration
After the stench filled the room, people noticed Jeff was gone and declared that he used fartation migration.
fartation migration by A Bob bay March 21, 2008
Lionel Migration
Apparently, the most popular word on Urban Dictionary, because every other time i hit random, it pops up.
Maybe random should be renamed, Lionel Migration
*See Other Definitions for real meaning*
Maybe random should be renamed, Lionel Migration
*See Other Definitions for real meaning*
Bill-*hits random on urbandictionary.com*
Bill-"DAMNIT!!!"
Jack-"what?"
Bill-"I got sent to Lionel Migration again!"
Jack-"Dude, thats like, the 20th time this minute.You suck."
Bill-"DAMNIT!!!"
Jack-"what?"
Bill-"I got sent to Lionel Migration again!"
Jack-"Dude, thats like, the 20th time this minute.You suck."
Lionel Migration by Nixon1 July 4, 2008
Swoosh Migration
When the logo on a sock moves around the wearer's leg, so it is not in the place it is supposed to be, usually the side of the calf.
Swoosh Migration by YTMOSH October 2, 2012
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