Dicky Waters 

Dicky waters is when you secretly insert your flaccid penis into the opening of a water bottle and shake it around for a few seconds so that the entirety of the bottles contents have made content with your penis. You then hide the seemingly normal water bottle in plain sight and wait for an unsuspecting victim. Once your victim places the bottle to their lips and begins to drink the water (which has been dicked) you must yell "Dicky Waters!" and wait for their reaction. The best part about dicky waters is that since the act is virtually undetectable, one does not necessarily have to commit it. Simply exclaiming "Dicky Waters!" is enough for your victim to believe they have drank the cock water and spit it all out in disgust. For best results, attempt this act in a large group.

"hey did u hear that Alex got Dicky Waters'd in the cafeteria at lunch?"

"no way dude, thats sooo fucked up!"

Dicky Waters by BigShplaid789 November 22, 2021

dick water 

(For males only, or individuals with wangs) Right after taking a shower, before drying off, run over to your intended victim, point, and shake your wang up and down. This results in water getting flung from your wang onto the victim.

Gross!! Pete just douced me in dick water!

dick water by Norway August 30, 2005

Dick water 

water consumed by an oral sex performer when accomplished in but not limited to the shower under running water

Girl 1: I hate giving head
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: because it always taste funny
Girl 2: you talking about prejac
Girl 1: yes and he's always trying to shove it in,
Girl 2: I can't help you with him shoving it in but you can always climb in the shower with him, wash him and do it under running water
Girl 1: won't I choke on the water or drown
Girl 2: oh girl you haven't had water like dick water

Dick water by Srg March 27, 2015

Dick water 

semen, sperm, cum, jizz, man juice, spunk, seed, the white stuff...

Hannah: did you give that guy head?

Kelly: yeah but he totally got his dick water in my eye!

Dick water by dirtysouth September 29, 2012

Dick-water 

Verb

When at a party or out to dinner, if a friend gets up to use the bathroom, someone adds sugar, salt and pepper to that persons drink.

Comes from being a dick to someone water.

Dude, Jerry got up to use the bathroom and Becky totally dick-watered him!

Dick-water by Devils-Disciple November 2, 2009

Dirty Dick Water 

While in the shower with the water streaming from your member, you slap your penis towards your belly button creating a stream of dirty dick water for others to enjoy.

My wife walked into the bathroom while I was in the shower and I hit her with the dirty dick water.

Dirty Dick Water by Triplikeeyedo February 21, 2013

Dick Water 

You suck or smell really bad

Hey dick water named max pass the ball

Dick Water by Dirtonmyboots March 9, 2020