Dicktrip

To travel somewhere using the desire of a guy to fuck, thus staying in his house without paying anything, just having sex.

Hey, i'll yo to Mike's place in Chicago. He invited me so we can fuck, so it's a dicktrip.

by Larry King Jr. August 7, 2018

Dickdrip

The ultimate insult. It is used for a person that causes complete disgust. It parallels a diseased penis. It can be used for either gender because the it is not referring to the dick itself, but rather the drip caused by the diseased penis.

Person 1; "You are an offense to humanity, to civilization, to everything that is wholesome."
Person 2; "That may be true, but you are nothing but a dickdrip."

by sexmykeyboard January 1, 2010

dicktrickle

Pre-cum and or a secretion from the tip of the penis due to a STD.

Man i got the dicktrickles today after banging that prostitute.

by Steve Yonker January 30, 2005

Dicktrick

A 4 goal game by a player, usually hockey.
Originated from professional hockey player Joe Thornton saying he would whip his dick out and masterbate directly after scoring his 4th goal of the game.

Fan #1: Hey did you you see Jumbo Joe's dicktrick
Fan #2: The 4th goal had such a sick celly!

by TheTFedoration February 1, 2017

Dicktric System

The universal basis of dick sizes with 6 inches being the median represented by a number 5 on the scale of 1 - 10, 10 being the biggest. The result is stated as a dicktric number. This also converts dick size from the metric system. Ex: median dicktric number of 5 would be 15.2 centimeters.

I thought I had a big penis but the after looking at the dicktric system, I realize that I am pretty undersized.

I used the dicktric system and found that my dick has a dicktric number of 6. Score.

by 007hippo September 29, 2009

dicktraption

When a man gets his penis stuck inside a Chinese finger trap with another man on the other end and cannot get it out.

Oh damn! Look. James and Tommy stuck in a dicktraption.

by HA_13 November 5, 2015

dickripper

In Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Mr. Wongburger's minions that do the dick ripping dirty work for the construction of his dickship. Also used to describe somebody in an extremely negative manner.

"The dickrippers are looking for Carl."
"You god damned dirty dickripper! You spilt bong water all over my new carpet!"

by Whirlybird January 11, 2008