Dickgrip

The name of the grip one performs during Masturbation.

Alex: Did Dave fix the Hole in his Bedroom Door, yet?
Jake: No, and as a result, I caught him Masturbating... I must say, his Dickgrip is BRUTAL...
Alex: Do I even wanna know?

by norTnoJ August 31, 2016

Dickdrip

The ultimate insult. It is used for a person that causes complete disgust. It parallels a diseased penis. It can be used for either gender because the it is not referring to the dick itself, but rather the drip caused by the diseased penis.

Person 1; "You are an offense to humanity, to civilization, to everything that is wholesome."
Person 2; "That may be true, but you are nothing but a dickdrip."

by sexmykeyboard January 1, 2010

Dick-grip fingers

A person of either sex who has long lady-like fingers, capable of grasping around the entire shaft of a penis.

Man 1: Dude, you got some fat sausage fingers!
Man 2: So! You have some Dick-grip fingers!
Man 1: That's just mean!

by Bortin Rhodes September 18, 2017

dickripper

In Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Mr. Wongburger's minions that do the dick ripping dirty work for the construction of his dickship. Also used to describe somebody in an extremely negative manner.

"The dickrippers are looking for Carl."
"You god damned dirty dickripper! You spilt bong water all over my new carpet!"

by Whirlybird January 11, 2008

Dickrip

When a man's dick is so big that it physically rips a girl's vagina in half

Bro 1: Dude, I gave this virgin a dickrip last night
Bro 2: Woah, she's never gonna call you back.

by 50x a virgin July 30, 2014

dick grip

When you want to be with someone just for sex

“Damn, Dianne has a dick grip on me.. 🤤”

by Daemonator April 26, 2019

Dickgripper

Gold digger to the next level. She understands that the fastest way ito a man's wallet is through his penis. She believes if she sucks hard enough, her sugar daddy's penis will start spitting c-notes into her mouth. She's a go getter and has a hand shake pressure strength of over 130 pounds per square inch. She loves to love her sugar daddy because her daddy issues disappear and she can feel like she is awesome at something.

"Did you see John's new dickgripper? She could suck a bowling ball through turkey baster"

by Cory ToTheG January 8, 2024