Dickgrip

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The name of the grip one performs during Masturbation.

Alex: Did Dave fix the Hole in his Bedroom Door, yet?
Jake: No, and as a result, I caught him Masturbating... I must say, his Dickgrip is BRUTAL...
Alex: Do I even wanna know?

Dickgrip by norTnoJ August 31, 2016

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Dickdrip

The ultimate insult. It is used for a person that causes complete disgust. It parallels a diseased penis. It can be used for either gender because the it is not referring to the dick itself, but rather the drip caused by the diseased penis.

Person 1; "You are an offense to humanity, to civilization, to everything that is wholesome."
Person 2; "That may be true, but you are nothing but a dickdrip."

Dickdrip by sexmykeyboard January 1, 2010

Related Words

Dickgrip • dick grippers • Dick-grip fingers • dickripper • Dicktrip • Dickrip • dick drip • dick fripp • Dick grinder • Dick Ripping

Dick-grip fingers

A person of either sex who has long lady-like fingers, capable of grasping around the entire shaft of a penis.

Man 1: Dude, you got some fat sausage fingers!
Man 2: So! You have some Dick-grip fingers!
Man 1: That's just mean!

Dick-grip fingers by Bortin Rhodes September 18, 2017

dickripper

In Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Mr. Wongburger's minions that do the dick ripping dirty work for the construction of his dickship. Also used to describe somebody in an extremely negative manner.

"The dickrippers are looking for Carl."
"You god damned dirty dickripper! You spilt bong water all over my new carpet!"

dickripper by Whirlybird January 11, 2008

Dickrip

When a man's dick is so big that it physically rips a girl's vagina in half

Bro 1: Dude, I gave this virgin a dickrip last night
Bro 2: Woah, she's never gonna call you back.

Dickrip by 50x a virgin July 30, 2014

dick grip

When you want to be with someone just for sex

“Damn, Dianne has a dick grip on me.. 🤤”

dick grip by Daemonator April 26, 2019

Dickgripper

Gold digger to the next level. She understands that the fastest way ito a man's wallet is through his penis. She believes if she sucks hard enough, her sugar daddy's penis will start spitting c-notes into her mouth. She's a go getter and has a hand shake pressure strength of over 130 pounds per square inch. She loves to love her sugar daddy because her daddy issues disappear and she can feel like she is awesome at something.

"Did you see John's new dickgripper? She could suck a bowling ball through turkey baster"

Dickgripper by Cory ToTheG January 8, 2024

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026