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Dicktree 

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A word used to insult those who are so incredably uncool as to ressemble a tree made of dick.
Asian: "Yaow, I got A++ this assignment with barely even try! Time to play laptop with my exchange parents! ^^ "

White d00d: "Shut the fuck up dicktree!"
Dicktree by Jordan September 29, 2004
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Dicktree 

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Trees that resemble the shape of a massive bear cock that makes all white men jealous
Dude look at that dicktree!!
Dicktree by DanSako November 23, 2018
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Dicktree • dickbreeze • dickterectomy • dickterest • dicktress • dicktweed • ducktreesha • conflict of dicktrest • Dick-Teeth • dick greedy

Dicktree 

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Anyone who is dumb enough to think their chest muscles are called peckers.
Guy 1: Man, I could knock you out with my peckers.

Guy 2: Dude, you are such a dicktree
Dicktree by Heavy Herman April 14, 2009
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Dick Tree 

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A guy who made a promise to grind at the first reactor in Final Fantasy VII, and even cheated on his girlfriend, only to fail to live up to his promise. He was also beat at his own promise by a guy named CirclMaster.
CirclMaster: Leveling to 99 in the first reactor is pointless and meaningless. So why do I do it? I do it to express my hatred, and more importantly my disdain, for Dick Tree. I do it to express the camaraderie I feel for those of us who have followed this topic for years
Dick Tree by BoomkittyFX October 1, 2020
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ducktreesha 

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a spoiled, materialistic female , quite nacissistic and vain.
hey , your secratary is such a ducktreesha!
ducktreesha by penotto lebrowwski December 7, 2003
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Dick tree 

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Best. Jeopardy!. Moment. Ever.
“I know nothing about a dick tree" - Alex Trebek
Dick tree by jln October 12, 2017
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Dick tree 

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Something you might call a lead guitarist of a Canadian rock band from the 70s and who may or may not be a drunk male prostitute.
Ricky: “You got enough money? here’s another dollar .36 there ‘dick tree’.
Alex: “Can’t believe I’m picking this stuff up...”
Dick tree by Captain Crink August 8, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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