Dicktree

A word used to insult those who are so incredably uncool as to ressemble a tree made of dick.

Asian: "Yaow, I got A++ this assignment with barely even try! Time to play laptop with my exchange parents! ^^ "

White d00d: "Shut the fuck up dicktree!"

by Jordan September 29, 2004

Dicktree

Trees that resemble the shape of a massive bear cock that makes all white men jealous

Dude look at that dicktree!!

by DanSako November 23, 2018

Dicktree

Anyone who is dumb enough to think their chest muscles are called peckers.

Guy 1: Man, I could knock you out with my peckers.

Guy 2: Dude, you are such a dicktree

by Heavy Herman April 14, 2009

Dick Tree

A guy who made a promise to grind at the first reactor in Final Fantasy VII, and even cheated on his girlfriend, only to fail to live up to his promise. He was also beat at his own promise by a guy named CirclMaster.

CirclMaster: Leveling to 99 in the first reactor is pointless and meaningless. So why do I do it? I do it to express my hatred, and more importantly my disdain, for Dick Tree. I do it to express the camaraderie I feel for those of us who have followed this topic for years

by BoomkittyFX October 1, 2020

ducktreesha

a spoiled, materialistic female , quite nacissistic and vain.

hey , your secratary is such a ducktreesha!

by penotto lebrowwski December 7, 2003

Dick tree

Best. Jeopardy!. Moment. Ever.

“I know nothing about a dick tree" - Alex Trebek

by jln October 12, 2017

Dick tree

Something you might call a lead guitarist of a Canadian rock band from the 70s and who may or may not be a drunk male prostitute.

Ricky: “You got enough money? here’s another dollar .36 there ‘dick tree’.
Alex: “Can’t believe I’m picking this stuff up...”

by Captain Crink August 8, 2019