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dicktionary 

A dictionary, but with dicks in it, so your standard high school dictionary.
teacher: if you want, you can get a dictionary from over there.
student: dicktionary.
teacher: what did you say?
student: dicktionary.
dicktionary by maybe the nobody December 1, 2020

Urban Dicktionary 

What urban dictionary should be renamed to, as most of the site's definitions directly pertain to or allude to sexual affairs.
My parents never gave me a talk about the birds and the bees, so I went on urbandictionary.com instead.
Urban Dicktionary by Katsu March 25, 2005

dicktionary 

Pronounced: DICKtionary

A dictionary used for looking up curse words or dirty words.
Urban Dictionary is considered a dicktionary.

Urban Dictionfairy 

An anonymous UD employee that skims word entries, rewrites slightly better definitions, and takes credit.
My friend totally thought of "Qanus" but the Urban Dictionfairy got him again.
Urban Dictionfairy by Mastro K February 2, 2021

Urban Dictionairy 

The word you fucking mispelled even though it is the url up there.
You're a dumbass, urban dictionairy is up there

Urpun Dicktionary 

The name for which the founders of the web site UrbanDictionary.com undoubtedly meant to use, since an overwhelming number of entries are just bad puns by dudes obsessed with penis jokes.
Tom: Hey man, did you see Urban Dictionary's word of the day?
Casey: No. Was it another lame pun?
Tom: Oh, um, yeah... that website should just call itself UrPUN DICKtionary!
Casey: Please have sex one day.
Urpun Dicktionary by Christopholis February 8, 2008