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dicktionary 

A dictionary, but with dicks in it, so your standard high school dictionary.
teacher: if you want, you can get a dictionary from over there.
student: dicktionary.
teacher: what did you say?
student: dicktionary.
dicktionary by maybe the nobody December 1, 2020

Urban Dicktionary 

What urban dictionary should be renamed to, as most of the site's definitions directly pertain to or allude to sexual affairs.
My parents never gave me a talk about the birds and the bees, so I went on urbandictionary.com instead.
Urban Dicktionary by Katsu March 25, 2005

dicktionary 

Pronounced: DICKtionary

A dictionary used for looking up curse words or dirty words.
Urban Dictionary is considered a dicktionary.
dicktionary by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 December 8, 2013

Urban Dictionfairy 

An anonymous UD employee that skims word entries, rewrites slightly better definitions, and takes credit.
My friend totally thought of "Qanus" but the Urban Dictionfairy got him again.
Urban Dictionfairy by Mastro K February 2, 2021

Urban Dictionairy 

The word you fucking mispelled even though it is the url up there.
You're a dumbass, urban dictionairy is up there
Urban Dictionairy by red0FT0 May 1, 2011

Urpun Dicktionary 

The name for which the founders of the web site UrbanDictionary.com undoubtedly meant to use, since an overwhelming number of entries are just bad puns by dudes obsessed with penis jokes.
Tom: Hey man, did you see Urban Dictionary's word of the day?
Casey: No. Was it another lame pun?
Tom: Oh, um, yeah... that website should just call itself UrPUN DICKtionary!
Casey: Please have sex one day.
Urpun Dicktionary by Christopholis February 8, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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