my-dicktionary
my-dicktionary by Sido Lanters November 21, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
not even in my dictionary
It's not even come across in mind; not even an option; a new idea presented that was rejected due to it is being incoherent to the person's belief
A : Maybe you can quit your work and simply rely on your parent's fortune
B : Sorry, man. That's not even in my dictionary.
B : Sorry, man. That's not even in my dictionary.
not even in my dictionary by nopassword June 3, 2016
Related Words
my-dicktionary • suck my dictionary • not even in my dictionary • not in my dictionary • My-ban Dictionary User • Is Urban Dictionary my mom? • urban dictionary deny my word • testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount • My rage for Urban Dictionary • losing my mind on urban dictionary
not in my dictionary
not in my dictionary by kandikainjain April 2, 2017
suck my dictionary
suck my dictionary by TheJmes199 February 10, 2024
My-ban Dictionary User
Attention-seeking Urban Dictionary users who opt to write about their own experiences/inside jokes in the first person rather than provide definitions one typically expects a dictionary to have.
My-ban Dictionary User by whoreboys March 24, 2020
Is Urban Dictionary my mom?
"Is Urban Dictionary my mom?" Is asked when someone is a troll, or when dictionaries look for their long-lost mother from their DNA Tests. The less common reason why this is searched is from when a parent tells their child Urban Dictionary is their mom. The answer to this question is no, Urban Dictionary is sadly, not your mom.
Kid: "Mom are you really my real mother?"
Kid's Mother: "No son, Urban Dictionary is."
Kid: "Okay ill ask Google, "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?""
Or
Sad Troll: "I'm going to ask the internet "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?", I'm going to troll Google!" *Note: Google doesn't actually care
Kid's Mother: "No son, Urban Dictionary is."
Kid: "Okay ill ask Google, "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?""
Or
Sad Troll: "I'm going to ask the internet "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?", I'm going to troll Google!" *Note: Google doesn't actually care
Is Urban Dictionary my mom? by FelledJudge January 10, 2022
urban dictionary deny my word
When you type a word that you think is creative, but 3 months later, you get a response saying "no".
Bro, this was an amazing word, why did urban dictionary deny my word? They could've at least not make me wait 3 months for a response.
urban dictionary deny my word by Indianboy1278372345566778 September 23, 2020
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