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not even in my dictionary 

It's not even come across in mind; not even an option; a new idea presented that was rejected due to it is being incoherent to the person's belief
A : Maybe you can quit your work and simply rely on your parent's fortune
B : Sorry, man. That's not even in my dictionary.

not in my dictionary 

Guy: No
Girl: sorry that's not in my dictionary

suck my dictionary 

When you want to make a dirty joke that most people will get, unless you're a woman.
Bobby: Hey Phil, Fuck you and Suck my Dictionary!
Phil: Screw off Jackass!
suck my dictionary by TheJmes199 February 10, 2024

My-ban Dictionary User 

Attention-seeking Urban Dictionary users who opt to write about their own experiences/inside jokes in the first person rather than provide definitions one typically expects a dictionary to have.
My-ban Dictionary Users will probably get butthurt by this entry

Is Urban Dictionary my mom? 

"Is Urban Dictionary my mom?" Is asked when someone is a troll, or when dictionaries look for their long-lost mother from their DNA Tests. The less common reason why this is searched is from when a parent tells their child Urban Dictionary is their mom. The answer to this question is no, Urban Dictionary is sadly, not your mom.
Kid: "Mom are you really my real mother?"

Kid's Mother: "No son, Urban Dictionary is."

Kid: "Okay ill ask Google, "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?""

Or

Sad Troll: "I'm going to ask the internet "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?", I'm going to troll Google!" *Note: Google doesn't actually care

urban dictionary deny my word 

When you type a word that you think is creative, but 3 months later, you get a response saying "no".
Bro, this was an amazing word, why did urban dictionary deny my word? They could've at least not make me wait 3 months for a response.