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The difference in one's appearance between their best and worst. Its often used to comment on a girl's looks after she dresses up, puts on make-up etc, versus her in her everyday state. Can also be used to comment on guys, alhough less common
1. Did you see hot how Kate was looking last night, she has so much disparity- shes normally average!
2. Lauren has no disparity, she always looks the same
disparity by Gronk August 6, 2007
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Prolly means My dick your mouth.
Perry is a dirty jew and he has the face of disparity. he also loves cock in or around his mouth
disparity by NIxCK January 17, 2008

Disparity jujitsu 

Wearing more armor than the gi allowed habitual
Disparity jujitsu by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

socioeconomic disparity 

A way to say you are poor or don't have a lot of money, used in the videogame Ratchet and Clank.
Plumber: The escape transports are takin all the rich folks off this god darn planet!
Ratchet: Why aren't you on one?
Plumber: Socioeconomic disparity.
Ratchet: What?
Clank: He hasn't got enough Bolts.

Arranged Marriage Disparity (AMD) 

when you are married by arranged marriage, and then you don't love your spouse yet he/she loves you , but in the middle of this some suitor loves you and forms a bizarre love triangle, then you quickly divorce the spouse and be with the new lover.
she's having AMD and she's getting hit on by that hot new stud across the other side of the world!

ass disparity

A very rare condition (that does not exist in real life) where one gluteous maximus muscle is larger than the other.
Though no one has ASS DISPARITY, the thought that someone could have it helps people appreciate how symetrical and perfect Creation is.
ass disparity by but for February 21, 2020

The Discussion-Action Disparity Effect

The phenomenon in which discussion, analysis, complaining, and general mental occupation of an activity become disproportionately greater than the actual time spent performing said activity.
“We spent 45 minutes discussing which restaurant to go to and then ordered pizza. The Discussion-Action Disparity Effect is real.”
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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