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Dickscrimination 

When Someone Assumes That Your Penis Is The Size Of The Minority You Belong To.
"Theres No way I'm Dating You, You're Small"
"Are You Dickscriminating Me Because I'm Asian?"-Dickscrimination
Dickscrimination by Toastpolice September 16, 2009

Dickscrimination 

The act of not preferring one dick over another based on color, size, or if cut or uncut
"I'm not fucking you! You're uncut!"
"I can't believe you, that's dickscrimination!"
Dickscrimination by Jaus Kin February 28, 2017

Dickscrimination

A situation—especially in courtrooms, HR offices, or other power-broker arenas—where a man ends up on the losing side solely because he’s a man, while the woman involved gains an advantage she likely wouldn’t enjoy if their genders were reversed. In short: the flip-side of sexism, starring the neglected Y-chromosome.
Example
“After the judge ignored every shred of evidence and rubber-stamped custody for the ex simply because ‘children belong with Mom,’ Zach muttered, ‘Welcome to full-on dickscrimination, bro.’ Even Wildehaven’s own justice warrior, Shayla Wilde, had to admit the system was rigged.”
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026