dickfast 

The meal that comes between Dinner and Breakfast. Brunch is the meal between Breakfast and Lunch. Since Breakfast comes first, it is used as the first part of the word and since lunch comes second, it is used as the second part of the word.

We closed down Anna's Caddyshack so we got cheesesticks for dickfast.

dickfast by Collin Danielle Ailisa Ian April 22, 2007

dickfast 

A morning meal consistting of a sole stinky dick.

F: I forgot to buy groceries for breakfast, so I gave him a blowjob instead.
Another F: That's what you call a dickfast.

dickfast by ddictmi December 4, 2024

Dinkfast 

Dinner-cum-breakfast in one. Din(ner)(brea)kfast.

Damn, I missed my dinner last night. Who's up for some dinkfast?! Amir? You in?!

Dinkfast by zuldevil March 2, 2009

dickfest 

An unfortunate event or party in which the majority of the participants present are only that of the male gender.

The scene: Usually at your boy's party.
"Dawg, this is a mothafuckin' dickfest. Let's jet..."

dickfest by Tate Donavan November 14, 2003

dickfart 

When you masturbate so many times in one day that, at climax, you ejaculate nothing but air (also known as a ghost load).

Man, I beat it so many times yesterday that I was just dickfarting by the seventh time!

dickfart by DeAndre Coleman III December 19, 2013

dicksaster 

1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);

2) in immediate need of some viagra;

3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."

(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."

(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."

dicksaster by SpeeMan January 12, 2011

dicktaster 

Like a dictator, a ruler with total power over a country, typically one who has obtained power by force. Determining the best tasting dicks in the land by way of tasting them.

She was the greatest dicktaster of all, tasting every dick that she encountered, ruling the tastiest of all land.

dicktaster by GlazeHer June 19, 2016