A disorder which affects all penises who engage in the act of anal sex with a person that's just performed a Coffee Enema. Since dark roasted coffee beans are ideal for optimal results, the strength of caffeine levels does have side effects which are penile jitters, prolonged stiffness, inability for person to sleep (insomnia) and black cock. Anyone contemplating anal sex with a partner that's hooked on coffee enemas, wait at least six hours after the enema is performed. If there is still no relief and the penis is hard AF, ask your partner to perform a super dooper blow job.
Dick: "I 'd rather suffer from Dickfienia than buy Viagra, it's cheaper and natural. Viagra might be out of business"
Di: "Yeah, just like how Uber put the taxi industry out of business"
Di: "Yeah, just like how Uber put the taxi industry out of business"
by Dicknified November 12, 2017
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Mark Halperin got suspended when he said Obama was "a bit of a dick," but that Rick Perry? He's reached dickfinity!
by Bob Az August 6, 2011
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The visible shape of the penis through clothing that is either too tight, too thin or a combination of the two.
I wanted to go for a swim in the pool but the old guy in the speedo had way too much dickfinition and it freaked me the fuck out.
by The Antichrome March 25, 2010
Get the Dickfinition mug.The site that was always good for a laugh once upon a time..... Quite a few times i heard someone say "you know what i read on U.D. today" and it would be some off the wall, crazy shit and worthy of a good laugh. THEN, one day, i figure some web surfing 11 year old came across the site? He probably read some of the definitions and sat at his computer desk wide eyed with a gaping maw when some adult expressions got put into text he could read? He rushed to school the next day and spread the news.......and the next thing you know, U.D. is flooded with pubescent children submitting childish humor for all to read. Oh, how the mighty Urban Dic has fallen!
Ye that run this site need to establish a Junior U.D., like the minor leagues for the children to hone their skills through.
Honestly, this site is so lame , there might be no fixing it.
Ye that run this site need to establish a Junior U.D., like the minor leagues for the children to hone their skills through.
Honestly, this site is so lame , there might be no fixing it.
by soundslikebstome June 27, 2020
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