Dickeyballs

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Giving a blow job to your bestfriends partner

Girlfriend:*giving head*
Boyfriend:*walks in* "what the hell!"
Best friend:"im getting dickeyballs"

Dickeyballs by Chicken,nugget September 10, 2018

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Dickballscuntcockshitpiss

When you take an overcooked grilled cheese, paint it purple and tape it to the wall and yodel at it

Carl: Woah! Thats a really nice dickballscuntcockshitpiss Jimmy!

Jimmy: Thanks!

Dickballscuntcockshitpiss by Cxtfish February 10, 2021

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dickballs

noun: derogatory comment; statement of being both a dick and balls.

hey there, dickballs, i'm trying to fuck your sister, get outta here!

dickballs by no August 17, 2003

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Dickenballed

To expose and utterly humiliate a grifter in a public setting.

Did you hear? That grifter who was charging thousands for his phoney self help courses just got dickenballed on a livestream!

Dickenballed by TyrantRekt December 31, 2021

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gribbley gribbley dickballs comma phantasm

This is a profanation used under only the most extreme circumstances. For use when real words simply aren't expressive enough to describe the total unfettered shit that happened just now.

"Holy fucking shit!"
"Oh my fucking god!"
"gribbley gribbley dickballs comma phantasm!"

gribbley gribbley dickballs comma phantasm by Ultimastrike October 7, 2004

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Dickballstitsshitpisscunt

A common misconception of the word dickballscuntcockshitpiss.

The mongrols continued calling my dickballscuntcockshitpiss a dickballstitsshitpisscunt and their stupidity was starting to piss me off.

Dickballstitsshitpisscunt by Cxtfish February 10, 2021

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Dickenballs

Something a Marcus would like

Marcus likes dickenballs

Dickenballs by OFFDAKOOLAID September 23, 2019

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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