Dickeyballs

Giving a blow job to your bestfriends partner

Girlfriend:*giving head*
Boyfriend:*walks in* "what the hell!"
Best friend:"im getting dickeyballs"

by Chicken,nugget September 11, 2018

Mexicorn

A Mexican unicorn

Kid#1:"wait who are you"
Kid#2:I'm a mexicorn bitch"

by Chicken,nugget September 11, 2018

Sexacorn

Sexting as a unicorn

Sexacorn me and send meh nuds

by Chicken,nugget September 11, 2018

LoVe

Is fake and you don't need it

"I love you"
"I love me to"

by Chicken,nugget September 11, 2018

September 12th

September 12th is national give your sweater to someone you love day.

Friend:"Whats today?"
Girlfriend:"September 12th is surrender your sweater day"
Friend:"Cool"

by Chicken,nugget September 11, 2018

Daddy

You can't choose your father but you can choose your daddy

Girl:"Daddy"
Boyfriend:"Hey baby girl"
Girl:"Hey father"
Father:"Hey "

by Chicken,nugget September 16, 2018

Slut

45% of the world is a slut, especially at school

"Your a slut"
"So are you"

by Chicken,nugget September 11, 2018