7 definition by Chicken,nugget

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45% of the world is a slut, especially at school
"Your a slut"
"So are you"
by Chicken,nugget September 10, 2018

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September 12th is national give your sweater to someone you love day.
Friend:"Whats today?"
Girlfriend:"September 12th is surrender your sweater day"
Friend:"Cool"
by Chicken,nugget September 10, 2018

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A Mexican unicorn
Kid#1:"wait who are you"
Kid#2:I'm a mexicorn bitch"
by Chicken,nugget September 10, 2018

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You can't choose your father but you can choose your daddy
Girl:"Daddy"
Boyfriend:"Hey baby girl"
Girl:"Hey father"
Father:"Hey "
by Chicken,nugget September 15, 2018

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Sexting as a unicorn
Sexacorn me and send meh nuds
by Chicken,nugget September 10, 2018

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Giving a blow job to your bestfriends partner
Girlfriend:*giving head*
Boyfriend:*walks in* "what the hell!"
Best friend:"im getting dickeyballs"
by Chicken,nugget September 10, 2018

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Is fake and you don't need it
"I love you"
"I love me to"
by Chicken,nugget September 10, 2018

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