7 definitions by Chicken,nugget

1

September 12th is national give your sweater to someone you love day.

Friend:"Whats today?"
Girlfriend:"September 12th is surrender your sweater day"
Friend:"Cool"

by Chicken,nugget September 10, 2018

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2

Sexting as a unicorn

Sexacorn me and send meh nuds

by Chicken,nugget September 10, 2018

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3

45% of the world is a slut, especially at school

"Your a slut"
"So are you"

by Chicken,nugget September 10, 2018

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4

A Mexican unicorn

Kid#1:"wait who are you"
Kid#2:I'm a mexicorn bitch"

by Chicken,nugget September 10, 2018

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You can't choose your father but you can choose your daddy

Girl:"Daddy"
Boyfriend:"Hey baby girl"
Girl:"Hey father"
Father:"Hey "

by Chicken,nugget September 15, 2018

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6

Is fake and you don't need it

"I love you"
"I love me to"

by Chicken,nugget September 10, 2018

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7

Giving a blow job to your bestfriends partner

Girlfriend:*giving head*
Boyfriend:*walks in* "what the hell!"
Best friend:"im getting dickeyballs"

by Chicken,nugget September 10, 2018

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