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Dickerish

A term to describe the gibberish or non-sensical musings of complete assholes.
I can't take Monday off "because it's a Monday"? What a bunch of dickerish!
by JSkeith July 5, 2012
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Hick-dickering

While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.
by Sir Francis Bacon-strips November 8, 2010
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Dickfish

The act of sending a false dick pic that is bigger and less ugly than your own, with the goal of impressing a girl and hoping she doesn't notice the difference.
Juhi, he totally dickfished me! It was definitely not the same dick from the pictures!
by Seth G. June 19, 2017
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dickenshloush

The partaking in chopping ones dick off and putting in into a blender while attempting to play twister
Dude I totally dickenshloushed with jacob garrett and jason last night it was weird
by Dickenshloush October 24, 2015
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Simon Dickerson

A 13 year old boy who eats yellow oranges off the bathroom floor.
Carden: That guy is so gross

Mr. Walton: oh ya that’s simon Dickerson
by MrWaLtOnSFpErIoD December 19, 2018
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Dickerson Middle School

"Hello everyone. Here at Dickerson, we take pride in torturing our students with endless amount for bookwork, homework, classwork, tests, and more work! After you complete a project, you will immediately be given another so that you have no chance to go home and have fun. Our main goal here is to be the number #1 in the state. Luckily, not only destroying our student's lives have helped, but the million dollars all of the parents of the rich kids donate every month! Excuse me, I must yell at a student for having their skirt over an inch above their knee -"

*Innocent Asian girl with glasses walks by carrying textbooks in a skirt that an inch and two centimeters above her knees*

"HEY YOU! CHANGE! THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!"

"But... but... *bursts into tears* I'm wearing this outfit because after school I have to go to a funeral. My grandpa died of cancer two days ago...""

"Yeah yeah, I don't care! Go change, b*tch!"

*Little Asian girl runs away with tears streaming down her face*

"As I was saying... Dickerson Middle School is a wonderful school to go to. We deprive you your freedom of speech and to choose where you sit, where your locker is, what your elections are, even where you breathe! Recently we added this new rule: Whether you're in the sixth, seventh, or eighth grade, you must ALL walk in a neat, orderly line! Yes, just like you did in third grade! Now I must go yell at some more children for not turning in their overdue library books. Goodbye!"
Girl 1: "God I hate Dickerson Middle School."

Girl 2: "I know right?! They now even make us walk in lines!"

Mrs. Brink: "GIRLS! YOU ARE NOT SILENT AND WALKING IN A LINE! IN MY OFFICE NOW!"
by Sad student at dickerson February 19, 2012
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Dickfished

When someone is catfished with a dick pic. See catfish.
Much to Lily's surprise, Adam's actual penis looked nothing like the one in the picture that had texted to her. The one in the picture clearly belonged to Jamal. To her chagrin, Lily had been dickfished.
by Marco the Great October 26, 2013
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