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Dickeyphilia 

Being sexually attracted to the YouTube sensation, Austin Dickey. Those who have this fetish, must first become a Yu-Gi-Oh! champion. They must dress up as Yami Yugi and, "say all the things." Then only after they have defeated the B.O., acne nerds, may they jerk off in a bucket binocular distance from Mr. Dickey's home.

Dickeyphiliac, Dickeyphile,and Uncle Tommy are all other ways to pronounce this fetish.
"I just came in a bucket 120 yards away from Austin's house in a Yu-Gi-Oh! costume, yes I have Dickeyphilia."-Jared Dines
Related Words

Dickey Needles 

Translated from Russian, "Dickey Minus". Means roughly "wild one down" or "scav down". Used as a meme, meaning nothing. Spammed by Escape from Tarkov players and used often by Kotton.
"Dickey needles! Dickey needles! Dickey needles!"

dickey loner 

In the game of euchre, a player's hand of cards containing all four jacks that, susbequently, is used by the player in an attempt to "go alone". The attempt is generally done when the player's team only needs one point to win the game of euchre.
Your team was playing great until you got the dickey loner. Trying to go alone on that hand was not advisable.
dickey loner by ewilli12 June 21, 2010

Dickellectual 

A man or woman who is intelligent but only in dick form
First dude-“Bro my mamas just cheated on me”
Other dude -“man she’s a Dickellectual“

Dickety dick 

A dickety dick is a jerk who is dicker than other dicks because of his selfish nature and disregard of other people's well beings.
Dude 1: "Man, I can't believe our ride left us at the club with the bill and took all the girls we worked on to his crib"

Dude 2: "Yeah man, that guy is such a dickety dick!"
Dickety dick by Da Vin Chee December 21, 2009

Dickey Douche 

Someone who is both a dick and a douche at the same time. Someone who may refuse to take the blame and passes it to another.
"Hey AshPen, did you leave that tissue on the table?"

"No, AdiKali did it."

"Don't Lie, I saw you, you DICKEY DOUCHE."
Dickey Douche by LOLOL91123 April 20, 2009