Dicklusional

delusional over dick. /obsessed or craving to get fucked

“she won’t stop bragging her bf’s dick. she’s dicklusional.”

by UnfortunatelyUnknown December 14, 2024

discolusional

adjective to describe people who, all of a sudden, think they're "all that" as soon as they enter a club (or disco).

You are obviously discolusional if you think that wearing that poncho to this club makes you hot shit!

by darwinsf November 19, 2009

Cum-Dillusional Syndrome

AKA: CDS
a disease a girl receives from consuming too much cum.
usually causes her not to realize guys only like her because she's a whore..

Friend 1: "Omg Sherrie is deffinately is suffering from CDS!"
Friend 2: " I know! How does she not know her boyfriends only going out with her for the constant fucking/BJs?"
Friend 1: Oh its such a shame what Cum-Dillusional Syndrome does to people...

by secretlovaaah February 7, 2009

dillusional

Confused. Under a false illusion of the truth. Misinformed.
Wrong about something obvious.

Philip said I was complicated, but he's so dillusional.

by Syldra August 28, 2006

dillusional

The incorrect way of spelling "delusional" sometimes used while secretly snapchatting during long Charlie Brown rehearsals. People who use this word will believe that delusional is truly spelled d-i-l-l-u-s-i-o-n-a-l, however, they are just suffering from a dill pickle hangover.

"OMG girl you are supes dillusional! OF COURSE you can't walk around on a sprained ankle!!!!"

by All about that Brase December 18, 2015

Dilusional Lockscreen

A type of lockscreen on a smart phone in which the owner’s imaginary, or past romantic partner is included. Similar to the Virgin Lockscreen

Common subjects for Dilusional Lockscreens include body pillows and pictures of Kate Upton.

by TheAppetizer May 28, 2018

dillusional

Having absurd fantasies regarding tasty tangy herbs.

Being dillusional is only half as serious as experiencing a dillemma, in dat you are merely missing your favorite condiment, rather than also wishing dat you had a significant other named Emma.

by QuacksO May 16, 2022