Dickcringe

Alternatively “dick cringe”.

When you cringe so hard that your dick cringes as well. Usually happens when you accidentally open a NSFW in public.

Dude, I clicked this shit on the train and dickcringed after I opened it…

by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO February 5, 2024

Hick-dickering

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.

While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.

by Sir Francis Bacon-strips November 8, 2010

dickcline

When you whip it out on a bitch and then immediately re-sheathe your massive churro so she cannot even take one bite.

"Dude I totally dickcline d this girl yesterday, she was fucking ugly"

by baby churro_69 January 7, 2020

Dickering

When you start arguing with someone while your cock is inside of them.

A guy is fucking his girl when she starts asking him whether or not he thinks her sister is hot. When he gives the wrong answer they begin dickering

by Banned As DC January 1, 2015

Dickeranged

It's when you see someone with their penis out/ masturbating on chat roulette or any video chat website.

Guy 1: Hey man, I got this sexy chick to flash me last night on chat roulette!
Guy 2: Damn really? I got dickeranged like 5 times dude.
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Guy 1: Man what we're your stats for chat roulette last night?
Guy 2: Two tits, 0 pussy, 6 dickerangs.
Guy 1: Ouch.

by AgnukN April 2, 2010

hood dickering

To sell a woman to a pimp for drugs

or labor finder for pimps

I've been hood dickering them hoes all day

I've got to hood dicker me some hoes so I can get some more stones

by team boobiez January 12, 2015

DICKFINGERS

A disease that plagues the nation, exemplified by the typing of words so incorrectly that they imply your fingers are penises. This normally occurs when writing with a keyboard. People affected by this disease tend to misspell even the simplest of words. This disease was discovered by a scientist/pwnologist named DR.JASZSINGH. Unfortunately, there is no known cure for DICKFINGERS.

Jorgeiscoolxx: yuo i ddi nohtngi yesterday

itszemochickXX: dude you have dickfingers or something?

by pwnissa June 21, 2009