Dickblunt

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The act of getting erect and removing ones penis (usually with a blade of some type). Then continuing to smoke it like a cigarette.

dude i only have six months to live so im gonna smoke a dickblunt

Dickblunt by Big k 55 November 7, 2010

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Dickplant

The art of burrowing ones knob deep into a pot of mud.

James: Hear about Tom at work? His wife caught him with his dick burrowed deep in soil.

Adam: What, you have never given Dickplant ago?... It keeps the cock fertilised!

Dickplant by CannabisKings March 29, 2019

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Charles Dickcunts

The visionary pornographic director behind such adult film classics as 'A tale of two clitties,' 'David Copafeel' and 'Great expecting Asians.'

'Dude, did you catch the new Charles Dickcunts porno on Pay-per-view last night? I haven't been that hard since I watched 'The Res-erection of Christ; this time Jesus does the nailing.'

Charles Dickcunts by Anonymous submissions March 1, 2017

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dickcuntfuck

What you say when a pen hits you in the eye

Oh! Dickcuntfuck!

dickcuntfuck by dickcuntfuck March 12, 2015

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dicklung

1. one who sucks dick so much that they require dick instead of air.
2. a slut who loves her or him some dick.

1. Your mom was sucking me so much, I could've sworn she had dicklung.

2. The dicklung owes her pimp a percentage for polishing her client's nob.

dicklung by beee August 27, 2007

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dickbutt

a dick which has a butt and in his butt there is a little dick . no one know that little dick has another dick in his butt or not

dude #1: i think i saw a dickbutt .
dude #2: nah man there isn't such a thing that just a fictional creature

dickbutt by faggot-lover July 28, 2017

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dickslut

One who craves cock constantly, without fail.(originated melb, vic)

Sam is a dirty dickslut

dickslut by dumpkin May 13, 2005

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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