Dickblunt

The act of getting erect and removing ones penis (usually with a blade of some type). Then continuing to smoke it like a cigarette.

dude i only have six months to live so im gonna smoke a dickblunt

by Big k 55 November 7, 2010

Dickplant

The art of burrowing ones knob deep into a pot of mud.

James: Hear about Tom at work? His wife caught him with his dick burrowed deep in soil.

Adam: What, you have never given Dickplant ago?... It keeps the cock fertilised!

by CannabisKings March 29, 2019

Charles Dickcunts

The visionary pornographic director behind such adult film classics as 'A tale of two clitties,' 'David Copafeel' and 'Great expecting Asians.'

'Dude, did you catch the new Charles Dickcunts porno on Pay-per-view last night? I haven't been that hard since I watched 'The Res-erection of Christ; this time Jesus does the nailing.'

by Anonymous submissions March 1, 2017

dickcuntfuck

What you say when a pen hits you in the eye

Oh! Dickcuntfuck!

by dickcuntfuck March 12, 2015

dicklung

1. one who sucks dick so much that they require dick instead of air.
2. a slut who loves her or him some dick.

1. Your mom was sucking me so much, I could've sworn she had dicklung.

2. The dicklung owes her pimp a percentage for polishing her client's nob.

by beee August 27, 2007

dickbutt

a dick which has a butt and in his butt there is a little dick . no one know that little dick has another dick in his butt or not

dude #1: i think i saw a dickbutt .
dude #2: nah man there isn't such a thing that just a fictional creature

by faggot-lover July 28, 2017

dickslut

One who craves cock constantly, without fail.(originated melb, vic)

Sam is a dirty dickslut

by dumpkin May 13, 2005