dickspatoon 

Your mother's sex position. The biddie uses a cheese grater to slice her roast beef on her partner. While he collects the residue on two brioche buns and eats it with some Worcestershire sauce. All while watching G-force.

What did you and Shamima do last night??
You already know we did da dickspatoon!!

dickspatoon by ABDULAHS PENIS March 22, 2020

dickspoon 

1. An ancient scottish sheep dog
2. (vulgarous slang) the spoon one carries to sample one's urine and other bodily fluids; traditionally made of pine wood, although dispossible plastic spoons are more common today

1. Call up the dickspoons to round up my sheep.

2. Daughter: I need a utencil to eat my poridge.
Father: Here borrow my dickspoon.

dickspoon by Savy June 7, 2007

dicksation 

a conversation usually between multiple and only men about how big their dicks are. Usually almost everyone's answers is considerably exaggerated or just completely made up

Dude, John says his dick is almost 10 inches

How do you know? Did you have a dicksation?

dicksation by fofo92 June 21, 2009

dicksational

The ability to process your dick in a loving sweet way.

The end of the night ended with this woman making me dicksational.

dicksational by Tone tone bolo November 28, 2020