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dickspoon 

1. An ancient scottish sheep dog
2. (vulgarous slang) the spoon one carries to sample one's urine and other bodily fluids; traditionally made of pine wood, although dispossible plastic spoons are more common today
1. Call up the dickspoons to round up my sheep.

2. Daughter: I need a utencil to eat my poridge.
Father: Here borrow my dickspoon.
dickspoon by Savy June 7, 2007
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dicksation 

a conversation usually between multiple and only men about how big their dicks are. Usually almost everyone's answers is considerably exaggerated or just completely made up
Dude, John says his dick is almost 10 inches

How do you know? Did you have a dicksation?
dicksation by fofo92 June 21, 2009

dicksational

The ability to process your dick in a loving sweet way.
The end of the night ended with this woman making me dicksational.
dicksational by Tone tone bolo November 28, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004