You f*****g dicksplash!
by Ze Lion October 06, 2003
Localised slang for 'bellend' usually conferred on an individual whose character is accurately reflected in the word.
James you dicksplash
by Richard July 23, 2003
An asshole that gets a friend or customer a drink, usually milk, and dips his penis in it and doesn't tell you. Very common with waiters if your an asshole customer.
"Give me a glass of milk now you pussy."
"Dude you better be more respectful, he's probably a dicksplash."
"Dude you better be more respectful, he's probably a dicksplash."
by Duck man davey November 25, 2013
Dicksplash (noun) a word for a dumbass who pissed too hard into a urinal and it splashed back and hit him. Commonly used to describe a person this has happened to in the past
by Ashmaggot May 31, 2011
It’s an insult that is obviously an insult yet it’s so amazing you just don’t know how to feel about it
by Sick word bruh January 10, 2021
Splash back caused by careless high-pressure peeing into a urinal. In rare cases the splash back hits your face and beard. Also a term to descibe a delinquant.
Man 1: Yo whats with them splash marks on your sneakers?
Man 2: Just been for a pee, was really desperate and caught some nasty dicksplash
Boy 1 I cannot believe you did not take that free beer, you dicksplash
Man 2: Just been for a pee, was really desperate and caught some nasty dicksplash
Boy 1 I cannot believe you did not take that free beer, you dicksplash
by Splashman July 28, 2007
A stain, presumably on clothing, caused by either urine or ejaculate. Popularised by English language version of early 90's anime production, "OEDO 808."
Eat this, Dicksplash!
by Bobby Chopra October 23, 2010