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DickToddy 

The act of making your girlfriend a hot toddy. And dipping your dick in it before you give it to her
I gave my womans a dicktoddy
DickToddy by TheDickToddy April 5, 2024
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Dicktory 

When you win a cock fight with your contestant.
John celebrated his Dicktory after beating his friend with his cock.
Dicktory by Findloo Chunk April 27, 2020

Dickrodynamic

Completely shaved and ready for intercourse; so as to make it faster for the penis to insert in the vagina.

"That bitch was dickrodynamic. She was sleek like dolphin."
I shaved everything below the waist to make it as dickrodynamic as possible. Mama needs to clear dem cobwebs.
Dickrodynamic by HoneyKittens April 14, 2021

dicktory 

When you have a mind blowing orgasm after getting dicked down
Did you hear about Emily’s dicktory last weekend?
dicktory by melvinacalvin11 October 6, 2019

Dickwodd 

Dickwodd
You are a dickwodd
Dickwodd by Dickwoddd September 12, 2018

dictoddler 

A child between one and four years of age who rules their household, enslaving the parents and siblings to toil in servitude.
The dictoddler burst through the door and demand to watch Barney and have gummy treats. The father reluctantly changed the channel while the mother scurried to the pantry in search of gummy treats.
dictoddler by Netsrak April 9, 2015

dicktoid 

*a person that is really annoying

*someone that is acting like a dick
That dude is a total dicktoid

Your a dicktoid
dicktoid by D'metric January 6, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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