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Dicktory 

When you win a cock fight with your contestant.
John celebrated his Dicktory after beating his friend with his cock.
Dicktory by Findloo Chunk April 27, 2020

Dickrodynamic

Completely shaved and ready for intercourse; so as to make it faster for the penis to insert in the vagina.

"That bitch was dickrodynamic. She was sleek like dolphin."
I shaved everything below the waist to make it as dickrodynamic as possible. Mama needs to clear dem cobwebs.
Dickrodynamic by HoneyKittens April 14, 2021

dicktory 

When you have a mind blowing orgasm after getting dicked down
Did you hear about Emily’s dicktory last weekend?
dicktory by melvinacalvin11 October 6, 2019

Dickwodd 

Dickwodd
You are a dickwodd
Dickwodd by Dickwoddd September 12, 2018

dictoddler 

A child between one and four years of age who rules their household, enslaving the parents and siblings to toil in servitude.
The dictoddler burst through the door and demand to watch Barney and have gummy treats. The father reluctantly changed the channel while the mother scurried to the pantry in search of gummy treats.
dictoddler by Netsrak April 9, 2015

dicktoid 

*a person that is really annoying

*someone that is acting like a dick
That dude is a total dicktoid

Your a dicktoid
dicktoid by D'metric January 6, 2008
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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