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Dicktory

When you win a cock fight with your contestant.
John celebrated his Dicktory after beating his friend with his cock.
by Findloo Chunk April 27, 2020
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dicktory

Did you hear about Emily’s dicktory last weekend?
by melvinacalvin11 October 6, 2019
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Dickotry

The careful art or act of being a dick.
Anthony just told an utterly gorgeous girl that he's more attracted to his grandmother. While he surely just cockblocked himself, I commend his dickotry.
by chordstricken December 8, 2007
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Dicktoris

A femals Clitoris that looks like a male Dick
Wow Pat was going to go down on Katie until he saw that she had a Dicktoris.... He just could not give he face.
by apaulyon April 2, 2010
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Hickory Dickory Clock

The term "Hickory Dickory Clock" refers to a clock made from hickory (or other types of wood) that has penis shaped hands, or other phallic themed decorations. The "Hickory" suggests the clock must be wooden for this title to apply, while the "Dickory" points to the genitalia decorations. The original hickory dickory clock's whereabouts are unknown, however the second ever crafted resides in paris.
Jamie: "Wow, I love your hickory dickory clock! The shape of the hands really turn me on..."
Niko: "Thank you! And yeah, looking at it turns me on too..."
Jamie: "You should show me your hickory dickory cock big boy."
Niko: "OK."
by Varnpike October 25, 2016
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dicktorias secret

The store where guys buy grey sweat pants to show off their shlongs. Also known as the Nike store.
Chad: dude I need to go to dicktorias secret, it’s that time of the year again
by Ram ranch cowboy January 2, 2021
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dicktorus

A clitorus of such a large size it resembles a small penis.
Oh my honey! I turned you on and it appears your clitorus looks like a dick! I shall name it Dicktorus
by BigCountry1 January 16, 2011
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