dicktoid

*a person that is really annoying

*someone that is acting like a dick

That dude is a total dicktoid

Your a dicktoid

by D'metric January 6, 2008

Dickroids

Small blue capsule with the word Pfizer written across it. Available in 25, 50 and 100 mg doses. It's designed to cure erectyle dysfunction but mostly gives you a wicked ass headache.

Scott: "Oh...hey, usually people call before they come over but what's up? What do you want?"
Andrew: "well...you know...I'm meeting Lebron...I need some blue pill."
Scott: "Blue Pill?"
Andrew: "Yeah, you know dickroids?"
Scott: "For the thirteenth time Andrew, they cost me $50 for a pack of four, I can't keep giving them away you know."
Andrew: "Yeah, but you're not using them."
Scott: "Thanks jerk. But one day I will. I'm just in a dry spell right now. And these dickroids will break me out of my slump. I can't just give them away."
Andrew: "You are so messed up, dude."

by Aaslimshad December 9, 2008

Dicknoid

A nerd who thinks he is smarter than the average dickhead, unaware he is just annoyingly arrogant.

So and So's date is a Dicknoid!

by Im Cherokee by Blood July 26, 2009

Dicktidy

The total of dickness someone posesses over a period of time.

"My english professor in his infinite dicktidy assigned a 5 page paper due the next day"

by G-dog with help from McLovin September 13, 2011

dickmoid

A spazmoid with a dick on his forehead

ugh kokin is such a dickmoid

by aly2103 June 1, 2018

Dicktiddies

Balls that are unbelievably huge

Zach:Man those are some crazy dicktiddies!

Mark:Yeah I know I grew them myself!

by Biddiediddler December 31, 2020

DickToddy

The act of making your girlfriend a hot toddy. And dipping your dick in it before you give it to her

I gave my womans a dicktoddy

by TheDickToddy April 5, 2024