Dick-Bending

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Created By BK in the Lounge on 5/17/2012

"That guy's Afro is totally Dick-Bending, I wish I had like that!"

Dick-Bending by The Ultimate Hatter October 26, 2012

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Dick Bending

To bend one's penis at a 90 Degree angle either by accident or on purpose for the ability to fuck around corners.

"I have stealthfully fucked your girlfriend by using my super human Dick Bending skills"

Dick Bending by Billy Hornet December 9, 2008

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Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over

Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

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Soho By Sparta Is The Personification Of ""My Dick Is Long When SHe Bending It Over'"

Soho By Sparta Is The Personification Of ""My Dick Is Long When SHe Bending It Over'" by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

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The Dick Belding

One performs a series of generally vile sex acts until their partner is forced to finally turn around and say, "Hey hey hey, what is going on here?" Named after the 'Saved by the Bell' character, Principal Richard Belding and his subsequent catch phraise.

"Yeah my relationship was going pretty good until I gave my girlfriend the Dick Belding last night."

The Dick Belding by m1tchapal00za November 7, 2006

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Benning a dick

The act of fucking a canine skull, usually a wolfskull

Person one - "yo, you hear that dude who shot a wolf and took its skeleton"
Person 2 - "I bet hes benning a dick"

Benning a dick by supermegafan6969 May 13, 2019

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Dickbending

One who tries to accomplish something, but fails in a spectacularly idiotic manner.

Guy 1: "Why won't my car start? I think it's broken brah."

Guy 2: "That's cuz you're in park, ya dickbender."

Guy 3: "Damn you're dickbending all over the place man."

Dickbending by Dennis Bottnem January 1, 2013

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