Dick Vomit

1) One who swallows so much semen that the stomach has to force-ably remove it by vomiting. (A fucking whore)
2) One who just pisses you off to the point of mass murder.

1) That Dick Vomit will suck anybody.
2) Nick, quit being such a Dick Vomit.

by Dick Vomit (2) October 19, 2012

Dick vomit

A truck driver that stays beside another truck and won’t get out of the way after 1 mile.

Look at this Dick vomit fucking up the interstate

by Gashaulin29 December 14, 2021

Spoiled Dick Vomit

Barack Hussein Obama II

During the next presidential election in 2012, it will be great to purge our great country of spoiled dick vomit.

by Cooter420 September 11, 2011

fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick

All I really want...

Hey Chad! could you please fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick?

by I want to die drowned by semen December 3, 2017

dick vomiting

When you see someone so discussing that it even makes your dick vomit. Can be used as a compliment as well. Most people take as a bad thing tho.

Bad: Person- “my dick vomiting is so bad right now”

Good: Person- “wow you look so hot. My dick just vomited”

by Saladbutt69 December 6, 2017

dickvomit

When someone giving a blowjob gags so hard that they vomit.

I got so big, and she started gagging, next thing I knew she started to dickvomit. vomitdick jerkburp

by dirty picasso June 2, 2012

dickomiter

A scale that doctors use when measuring the size of a mans dick. Except they compare it to animals.

Did you hear Jeffs dickomiter readings say hes an elephant dick

by Mr.Fries August 15, 2016