Dick Vomit

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1) One who swallows so much semen that the stomach has to force-ably remove it by vomiting. (A fucking whore)
2) One who just pisses you off to the point of mass murder.

1) That Dick Vomit will suck anybody.
2) Nick, quit being such a Dick Vomit.

Dick Vomit by Dick Vomit (2) October 19, 2012

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Dick vomit

A truck driver that stays beside another truck and won’t get out of the way after 1 mile.

Look at this Dick vomit fucking up the interstate

Dick vomit by Gashaulin29 December 14, 2021

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Spoiled Dick Vomit

Barack Hussein Obama II

During the next presidential election in 2012, it will be great to purge our great country of spoiled dick vomit.

Spoiled Dick Vomit by Cooter420 September 11, 2011

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Hey Chad! could you please fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick?

fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick by I want to die drowned by semen December 3, 2017

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dick vomiting

When you see someone so discussing that it even makes your dick vomit. Can be used as a compliment as well. Most people take as a bad thing tho.

Bad: Person- “my dick vomiting is so bad right now”

Good: Person- “wow you look so hot. My dick just vomited”

dick vomiting by Saladbutt69 December 6, 2017

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dickvomit

When someone giving a blowjob gags so hard that they vomit.

I got so big, and she started gagging, next thing I knew she started to dickvomit. vomitdick jerkburp

dickvomit by dirty picasso June 2, 2012

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dickomiter

A scale that doctors use when measuring the size of a mans dick. Except they compare it to animals.

Did you hear Jeffs dickomiter readings say hes an elephant dick

dickomiter by Mr.Fries August 15, 2016

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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