Dick scrub 

(Adj.) A man or woman who cannot use a penis effectively.

Did you hear about john? He was using the urinal and hit the people behind him! What a dick scrub!

Dick scrub by Thataco October 15, 2015

Scrub dick

Basically a dick that is seen as inferior to the majority of the world. A penis so pathetic that anyone who lays eyes on it would laugh and call it a "scrub dick".

That dude has a scrub dick.

Scrub dick by Zero_Tolerancex March 31, 2009

Get your dick scrubbed

A common phrase in the Army that is used, in combat, in place of the Marines "GET SOME".

Created by the legendary Fist platoon of HHC 2/327th IN 1st BCT of 101st Airborne back in the day, "Get your dick scrubbed" is now a common term.

You: GET YOUR DICK SCRUBBED!
Me: GET YOUR DICK SCRUBBED!
Everyone: GET YOUR DICK SCRUBBED!

Get your dick scrubbed by recondite123 May 21, 2009

dick scrubber 

A flamboyant gay male

Look at that dick scrubber with the pink sunglasses.

dick scrubber by clean pair of pants September 6, 2007

scribble dick 

Someone who urinates all over the toilet and/or floor and doesn’t clean their mess.

Somebody pissed all over the floor in the bathroom!!! What a fucking scribble dick!!!

scribble dick by Uncle Dong April 7, 2022

dickscribe 

Describing your dick (in audio , video and any other format )

She dickscribed my to all her friends. And my phone won't stop buzzing.

dickscribe by Sudonym April 18, 2016

Dickscribble 

A very small increment, size, or magnitude.

They gave me a dickscribble of fries when I ordered the small.

When I was little I had a dickscribble of a tree house, it sucked ass.

Dickscribble by One Eyed Wonder Weasle January 6, 2010