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Dick handle

The handful of hair, aka man bun, that a man can grab while said man-bun having dude is sucking his dick!
I appreciate your dick handle while you were sucking my cock.

Don’t get your hair shaved on the sides and leave the long shit on top or you’ll look like you have a dick handle!
Dick handle by Big-AlB 70 August 12, 2018
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dick handle

It's the flusher of a urinal which gets touched by a hand immediately after said hand leaves a dick and it quite possibly the dirtiest place on earth.
If I touch that dick handle, I may as well just grab every guy's junk in the place.
dick handle by J. Hoy April 1, 2008

door handle dick 

A mans penis/cock that is bent.
WOW! That woman has a huge 15 inch door handle dick in her hand!

Dick handed 

I didn’t know Larry was in his bedroom and when I walked in I caught him dick handed!
Dick handed by Deathesquire August 23, 2023

Dick Handed 

Shaking hands or touching someone after using the restroom and not washing your hands. Can be used in a prank or redemption situation.
After taking a piss at the bar I walked out and saw the lead singer to a band that sucked. i went up a shook his hand and thanked him for his show. All the while the singer never knew that he was dick handed.

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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!
Dick Handed by edsned October 27, 2010

Dick handling

Being out somewhere you have no business, bullshiting around. Running the streets.
She's out everynight dick handling.
Dick handling by MN Finest April 3, 2007

dick handling

1) random, excessive ass kissing

2) trying to be like someone by imitation
why don't you let him do that, stop dick handling
dick handling by GraysonD May 14, 2006
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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