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Dick fudge 

The substance on a man's penis after a long night of anal sex.
I woke up this morning and went to go pee.... That's when I saw all of the dick fudge on my junk.
Dick fudge by Faxmybutt April 8, 2020

fudge packin poop dick 

someone who does anal sex then pulls their dick out and it has shit on it; a person with a poopy dick
"Dude, I saw this fag at the mall the other day and he looked like a fudge packin poop dick."

Russian Dick Fidget 

When a man slaps his dick across your face multiple times until you bleed and then proceeds to cum in your eyes
Man Alex gave Bryan a mean Russian Dick Fidget last night!

fidget dick

It is a penis that needs to be jerked. Usually someone who is very horny has a fidget dick.
Johnny has a Fidget Dick. He just wont stop watching porn and jacking off.

texan dickfudge 

Strange brown substance excreted from the penis. Usually a result of sexually transmitted infections like Ted Cruz.
Hey man, I had a little fun last night, and I'm afraid I've come down with the Texan dickfudge.

dickfudge 

shit pissed out from your dick after pushing ones shit in through the anus
Yo that slut just ate my dickfudge!
dickfudge by Calli Killa April 17, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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