Dick Fudge

anal sexanusass fuckingshitpenispoopnoun. Shit resin left on your penis after having vigorous anal sex with someone. Shit stain on your penis.

Dude I fucked her so hard in the ass I pulled out with some major dick fudge!

by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008

Dick fudge

The substance on a man's penis after a long night of anal sex.

I woke up this morning and went to go pee.... That's when I saw all of the dick fudge on my junk.

by Faxmybutt April 8, 2020

fudge packin poop dick

someone who does anal sex then pulls their dick out and it has shit on it; a person with a poopy dick

"Dude, I saw this fag at the mall the other day and he looked like a fudge packin poop dick."

by Da Plague(James) February 23, 2008

Russian Dick Fidget

When a man slaps his dick across your face multiple times until you bleed and then proceeds to cum in your eyes

Man Alex gave Bryan a mean Russian Dick Fidget last night!

by Luke Ginther March 28, 2009

fidget dick

It is a penis that needs to be jerked. Usually someone who is very horny has a fidget dick.

Johnny has a Fidget Dick. He just wont stop watching porn and jacking off.

by FidgetSpinner6969 May 21, 2017

texan dickfudge

Strange brown substance excreted from the penis. Usually a result of sexually transmitted infections like Ted Cruz.

Hey man, I had a little fun last night, and I'm afraid I've come down with the Texan dickfudge.

by Funnyyyyyyy joke March 8, 2017

dickfudge

shit pissed out from your dick after pushing ones shit in through the anus

Yo that slut just ate my dickfudge!

by Calli Killa April 17, 2006