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The Dick Zoom

When you're wathing porn and the camera zooms in on the dick.
Man, I really hate the dick zoom. I don't want to see dick in HD.
The Dick Zoom by Henlaree June 18, 2018
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Zoom Dick 

(verb) -ing Showing your privates over a Zoom call
(noun) Someone who shows his privates over a Zoom call
Jeffrey Toobin is a Zoom Dick by Zoom Dicking.
Zoom Dick by SocMnky October 19, 2020

zoom dick 

When you’re on Zoom and you think the camera is off, so you whip it out.
Employee 1: What happened to Reuben?

Employee 2: He got fired for zoom dick during a conference call.
zoom dick by Sebarket@gmail.com October 19, 2020
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026