Dick Trapped 

when you keep attracting the same type of men

Cynthia: ''omg look at that tall handsome guy!''
nicky:''looks like your type, be careful. he might get you dick trapped.''
cynthia:'' as in, ''trapped. in the closet?''
nicky: Never dance naked on tables!

Dick Trapped by VoidDreamWalker March 17, 2023

Double tapped my dick three times on her ass

If you're making sure the hole you're about to fuck doesn't have any roaches, you double tap his/her ass 3 times with your cock to wake up the roaches. Then you watch them squirm out of the asshole and/or the pussy lips like the little fuckers they are.

bruh i'm glad i double tapped my dick three times on her ass because 2 roaches came out of that bitch.

Double tapped my dick three times on her ass by dubble tap February 18, 2018

tripped on his dick 

Overconfidence that leads to failure or embarrassment.

Jeff thought he could impress those girls at the bar, but when he got over there he tripped on his dick and now they won't talk to him.

Joey didn't think he had to study for his math final but when he went to take the test he tripped on his dick and got an F.

tripped on his dick by Doc_Holaday November 13, 2016

Dickwrapped 

like a guy being pussywhipped, instead its the chick thats whipped

"wow your really dickwrapped huh?"

Dickwrapped by KimBaLi March 20, 2004