dick snap

n. common
The traumatic bending of one's penis when a woman riding on top rides too high, the penis is no longer centered, and the weight of the woman comes down with full force. Typified by an audible popping noise.

<svenmonk> Where did that dick snap Craiggers go? I bet that CFNM pervert will think twice before letting that fat bitch, idali, fuck him on top.

by Stargazer September 4, 2003

Dick Snap

Something to call friends and family when saying good morning to them.

Buenos Dias, Dick Snap.

by Soda_pop April 26, 2019

Dick Snapper

A device which opens and remains stable until the operator exerts slight effort to close the dick snapper. It will physically and audibly snap down on the targets dick.

"Aww man, this box would make a good dick snapper"
"A Dick Snapper?!"

by NiggerBort June 18, 2008

snapping dick

Somebody who talks a lot of shit. A dick who runs his mouth all the time.

That guy is a snapping dick.

by Mr. Crip June 21, 2005

dicksnap

An imbecile, or idiotic person, corrupted from dickhead

Look at those dicksnaps over there!

by Malakia February 25, 2004

dicksnap

the act of snapping a mans penis, resaulting in EXTREME pain, bleeding, and massive brusing. This can be accidantal or deliberate

'A man is walking down the stairs and slips' "AHHHHHH AHHHHH Fuck I have dicksnap"

by Tyrone Johnson July 1, 2003