Usually performed by people named Thomas with
18 inch penises. The mega thunder dickslap is performed by pulling thy self’s pants down and stroking thy massive
18 inch penis. Then, one spins in a rotation fast enough to cause thy penis to gain momentum. Then, when the time comes, one stops the circular rotation and jumps in the
air with penis in hand, and strikes down upon its
target. And that is the mega thunder dickslap.