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dick shaving 

The art of forcing your penis into a mechanical or electrical pencil sharpener.
Mark used to be 7 inches, but after his dick shaving he’s a solid 4.
dick shaving by Mr. Chef of TF2 February 2, 2018

Dick shavings

The leftover hair found on a urinal presumably coming off of one's dick.
Man that guy is nasty, you could make a wig out of all the dick shavings he left in the bathroom.
Dick shavings by Patrissa December 19, 2025

slaying dick 

A phrase that someone will use referring to them F*#king dicks, sucking dicks, jerking dicks or just plain making a dick Cum. Usually used in a gay manner, it can also be used by women.
" I don't care if my neighbors think I am slaying dick up here, we are going to party Rob" -matt
slaying dick by Blazed Angelz April 17, 2014

Shaving under the dick

phrased used to show that someone is crossing the line on a matter or getting on someones nerves, without realizing it, resulting in a bad outcome if one is not careful.
Tom: so i hear you like chicken huh derrel

Derrel: What mothafucka?

Dave: Come on Tom ur "shaving under the dick" wit that one

dickslaping 

{dickslaped}

the act of being bossed, or pushed around.
My boss was dickslapping me around all day today
At work, i was dickslaped every which way
dickslaping by NO MAM August 22, 2005