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Sizzle dick

Small shriveled dick that looks like half a breakfast sausage
That sizzle dick is so gross
Sizzle dick by Bungalo8889 June 8, 2018

sizzle dick

oozy pre cum
sizzle dick by periodwithtrans January 30, 2023

sizzle dick

A cock that some middle aged,hairy chested fat holiday maker has been sunbathing for too long eventually gets sunbrunt thats literally steaming.
Person 1 'Wo that fat guys got a red dick.'
Person 2 'No thats a sizzle dick.'
sizzle dick by slothcrab February 11, 2008

sizzle-dick-motherfucker 

A person who is well known to back down when confronted by an ALPHA and/or is an overall pussy.
Also can be used as a general insult
Steve is such a sizzle-dick-motherfucker. He never stands up for himself

dick sizzler 

A male who is sexually attracted to tanning beds to the point in which they have sex with said tanning bed.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about Michael getting caught fucking a tanning bed?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's a real dick sizzler."

shizzle dick 

Having an uncharacteristically small penis attributed to crystal meth abuse.
I was gonna fuck that broad but I had shizzle dick. Must have been that crank we snorted this morning.
shizzle dick by jj streetsboro January 3, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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