Dick Scab

a piece of crusty skin that forms after you scrape your cock from a serious session of dick rubbing masturbation.

Sarah: Oh Etienne, I want you, let me suck you off
Etienne: Aww yeah, i'm so coked up right now
Sarah: Uhh... what the fuck is that shit?
Etienne: What shit?
Sarah: Do you have syphilis or some shit?
Etienne: No you dumb bitch, it's a dick scab

by Lord Dick October 13, 2011

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Scabby Dick

When the man you've been f™cling suddenly has a rugbirn appear on his dick and you know you didn't put it there!!! At that point say "If it hurt that bad -and it must have- why didn't you stop? You don't feel that shit? Let that shit heal...take a break" and then their dick shrinks up.

When you ask your man this question after finding out he's been cheating...."how's your dick coming along, scabby dick?" And he responds"it's fine, thank you."

by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ February 9, 2019

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scabby dick

Fucking a girl in the ass without lube then waking up the next morning to find scabs or burns on your dick from the friction. Usually happens after a heavy night of drinking.

After butt fucking this slut from the party last night, I woke up with a case of scabby dick because we had no lube and we we're too drunk and horny to quit.

by kushnick April 6, 2011

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