Dick Scab
a piece of crusty skin that forms after you scrape your cock from a serious session of dick rubbing masturbation.
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Scabby Dick
When the man you've been f™cling suddenly has a rugbirn appear on his dick and you know you didn't put it there!!! At that point say "If it hurt that bad -and it must have- why didn't you stop? You don't feel that shit? Let that shit heal...take a break" and then their dick shrinks up.
When you ask your man this question after finding out he's been cheating...."how's your dick coming along, scabby dick?" And he responds"it's fine, thank you."
Scabby Dick by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ February 9, 2019
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scabby dick
Fucking a girl in the ass without lube then waking up the next morning to find scabs or burns on your dick from the friction. Usually happens after a heavy night of drinking.
After butt fucking this slut from the party last night, I woke up with a case of scabby dick because we had no lube and we we're too drunk and horny to quit.
scabby dick by kushnick April 6, 2011
dickscab
Derrived from prolonged sexual intercourse. Meaning that the person is irritating and unpleasent to be around.
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