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Dick Roast 

When a group of guys gets together and barbecue. No girls allowed obviously.
Hey Chad, want come to a dick roast later at Ryan's?
Dick Roast by sasquatchcoc March 15, 2012
Words you can keep

roast beef and dick cheese sandwich

n: what happens when a girl with roast beef curtains and a boy with an uncircumsized penis have sex. His dick cheese mixes with her roast beef curtains.Throw 2 buns on it and you got a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!
Dude, Brandon and Shaquisha hooked up last night...they made a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!

dicktoaster 

1) A woman's vagina, most commonly referred to a more promiscuous individual that may have some sort of std.



2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.



3) A dirty vagina

1)
Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'

2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'

3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'
dicktoaster by frostedspinimeats April 24, 2009
A smell. Worse than rotting fungus. Once contracted hard to get rid of. Consult doctor maybe even a blow torch.
Damn Drew you got that dicktoast smell again?
Dicktoast by Makachase May 18, 2021
When a bitch gives you a VD or multiple VDs.
Yo BRAH! I didn't wear my jimmy hat hat slut turned my shit to dicktoast yo!
dicktoast by B. Burnin' April 15, 2005

dickrastination 

to be procrastinating and dicking around at the same time
Stop the dickrastination and get your work done!
dickrastination by JDWine April 26, 2011

duckroast 

A member of a old man organization, known for dickpigging nearly dead ducks.
Hey, it’s quite sunny out today, let’s go duckroasting
duckroast by NikeAirJordan4 April 17, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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