Dick Reset 

Something a man has to do at some point after masturbating (see wank). Usually this involves simple pulling the foreskin back into place, or just a nice solid squeeze of his member.

Lad 1: Dude, I've bin itching all day
Lad 2: Why? what up?
Lad 1: Well I rubbed one out earlier and I have had chance to DR (Dick Reset) yet.
Lad 2: Say waaaa!

Dick Reset by Vince6 January 9, 2012

Reset Dick 

When the penis is unable to get properly erect again during a short time after ejaculation. Also known as the refactory period.

P1: "Babe, why aren't you hard yet?"
P2: "I just came babe, and I have reset dick!"

"Reset dick feels like sober whiskey dick."

Reset Dick by ZXS February 7, 2021

Dickrest 

The forward arc of a toilet seat, which retains the penis while one is in a sitting position. Also refers to the corresponding part of the toilet bowl on public toilets with U-shaped seats. The dickrest should always be thoroughly cleaned when one is using an unfamiliar commode.

Frank sat upon the seat of the public toilet, not realizing until it was too late that the dickrest had already been touched by hundreds of male members that day.

Dickrest by Timotheus325 January 3, 2008

Dickrest 

Table on which a person lays their privates to relax them.

After running around all day I could sure use a good dickrest.

Dickrest by skyjuice December 30, 2008