Dick Hot 

1. Extremely hot outside
2. Someone ridiculously good looking
3. Another way of saying it's hot as balls out here

1. You're so dick hot right now.
2. It is dick hot out/in here.

Dick Hot by TimJack October 20, 2007

dick-hot 

When a straight guy finds a girl SO incredibly attractive, he would have sex with her, even if he first found out she was actually a transvestite.

"Amy Lee is not just hot.....She's dick-hot!

dick-hot by D. Gould January 24, 2007

Spit-on-your-dick hot 

When a girl is so amazingly attractive that the flag is at full staff, you're ready to go, and JR. needs a little bit of assistance for that first thrust.

That chick is spit-on-your-dick hot

Spit-on-your-dick hot by Jhoe December 9, 2005

Hot Dick 

The act of casually grazing another persons body, male or female, with your penis. This act usually occurs unintentionally in crowded settings, ex. Movie theatres, stadium seating. Although it can occur intentionally!

“Brandon’s crotch rubbed all over the back of that old lady’s head when he was trying to get to his seat at the game!”

“Yeah, he HOT DICKED her”

Hot Dick by IWannaTalkToSampson December 19, 2019

hot dick 'n cider 

hot dick inside her; sexual intercourse

man, i think that hot drunk bitch is looking for a cup of hot dick 'n cider

hot dick 'n cider by Sandy Mangina December 29, 2006

Hot Dick 

When a guy has an untreated STD(s) and gives it to others through unprotected sex.

Ew! You had sex with Travis? He has a hot dick. You better get yourself tested.

Hot Dick by Kankake Storm November 10, 2015

HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK 

H.D.O.T.B.O.Y.N
when someone is an extremely awkward situation

that would give said person a similar feeling as if a stranger had placed their penis on the back of their neck and for whatever reason could not react or make any attempt to remove the penis and just has to deal with it

on christmas i went to my best friends house and his grandmother continually exposed herself to me and no one els noticed...HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK

HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK by knife tit (J.P.A.C.) October 13, 2010