Dick Hatch

Slang for mouth

Holly: Let's be honest, the Braves are not a good team.

Taylor: Shut your dick hatch, woman!

by Sir Buttons October 31, 2021

Dickwatch

The act of wearing your dick like a wristwatch. Accomplished by stretching your dick over your wrist, as though it were a watch. For added effect a clock face can be drawn on your dick.

-Hey, man, you got the time?
-Hold on, lemme check

*pulls out dickwatch*
-You motherfucker.

by Soldat222 April 5, 2011

dickwatcher

A homosexual man

I caught that guy looking at my cock, he's probably a dick watcher.

by GI Bro June 8, 2004

Dickpatch

A team of two or more guys who, when asked questions either general or specific about those facets of an operation they are entrusted with, respond with snarky comments and poor temperament. Basically they'd rather take every opportunity to crack wise than help get the materials out the door so we can get back to our fucking desks and answer the damned phone.

"Dickpatch, line four!"

by HardLard February 11, 2010

dickwatching

Dickwatching is any form of watching other men. Paying attention to how much money they've got, how much pussy they're getting, or generally engaging in any form of gossip.

Stuart: Damn, did you see Chad with that new girl on Thursday? I've never seen them together before..

John: Stop dickwatching.

by YoungEscapist July 24, 2019