Dick Dodge

When a person is trying to avoid having sex with another.

Lacy's over there talking with her ex; he's been trying to get some "alone time" with her for the last hour, but so far she's successfully dick dodged him.

by AcalaRae March 8, 2009

dodge dick

A person who usually drives a piece of shit, rusted out old dodge ram or a lifted ram who has a small dick and parks like an asshole

Person A - Look at that third gen cummins parked up on that curb
Person B - Looks like dodge dick to me

by Boobs taste nice October 8, 2019

Dodge dick december

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.

1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.

by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020

Dick Dodger

A girl who always tries to avoid having sex by making up silly excuses Or a girl who won't let you go past 2nd or 3rd base...

"So how did it go with Stacey dude?"

"Couldn't get past third, she said she had to go somewhere"
"Dude! She's a straight up dick dodger!"

by JumatiK August 19, 2011

Dick Dodgers

the name of my cousin's penis, or straight people

Dick Dodgers wants to use his forward laser cannon on her

by Double D February 11, 2004

Dick dodger

A lesbian

Man you can't get with her she is a full blown dick dodger

by 333bam September 14, 2024

Dick Dodging

A female who constantly stands a guy up not wanting to have sex

How are things going with you and Cheryl? She's "Dick Dodging every time I set up the hook up she all of a sudden has something to do.

by big eye bandit January 5, 2019