Dick Dodge
Lacy's over there talking with her ex; he's been trying to get some "alone time" with her for the last hour, but so far she's successfully dick dodged him.
Dick Dodge by AcalaRae March 8, 2009
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dodge dick
A person who usually drives a piece of shit, rusted out old dodge ram or a lifted ram who has a small dick and parks like an asshole
Person A - Look at that third gen cummins parked up on that curb
Person B - Looks like dodge dick to me
Person B - Looks like dodge dick to me
dodge dick by Boobs taste nice October 8, 2019
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Dodge dick december
It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.
1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.
Dodge dick december by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020
Dick Dodger
A girl who always tries to avoid having sex by making up silly excuses Or a girl who won't let you go past 2nd or 3rd base...
"So how did it go with Stacey dude?"
"Couldn't get past third, she said she had to go somewhere"
"Dude! She's a straight up dick dodger!"
"Couldn't get past third, she said she had to go somewhere"
"Dude! She's a straight up dick dodger!"
Dick Dodger by JumatiK August 19, 2011
Dick Dodgers
Dick Dodgers by Double D February 11, 2004
Dick Dodging
How are things going with you and Cheryl? She's "Dick Dodging every time I set up the hook up she all of a sudden has something to do.
Dick Dodging by big eye bandit January 5, 2019
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