Dick Coozie

Someplace warm and cozy.

I'm cold. I could really use a dick coozie.

by Zach982179384 December 19, 2007

Dick Coozie

A female that is only good for keeping your dick warm. She has no other worth other than to place your dick in(mouth, butt, vagina, hand) and keep it warm.

Emily can’t cook, clean, and doesn’t have a job. The only thing she is good for is being a Dick Coozie.

by Peesalot August 3, 2018