Dick Coozie

Someplace warm and cozy.

I'm cold. I could really use a dick coozie.

by Zach982179384 December 19, 2007

Dick Coozie

A female that is only good for keeping your dick warm. She has no other worth other than to place your dick in(mouth, butt, vagina, hand) and keep it warm.

Emily can’t cook, clean, and doesn’t have a job. The only thing she is good for is being a Dick Coozie.

by Peesalot August 3, 2018

dick cookie touch down

Hot and Gooey. Fresh out of the oven. When the home team scores ,Cum on a girl's face while you're eating a cookie and watching football.

My girlfriend was pissed when i gave her a dick cookie touch down.

by The Black Muffin Man November 13, 2013

cookie dick

a cock full of shit after anal intercourse.

i was fucking my girl in the ass and i got a cookie dick

by justan May 31, 2006

Cookie Dick

A popsicle stick wrapped in warm cookie dough that can be used as a dildo. This is done to moisturise the vagina and give you an orgasm.

I need to go put this cookie dick up my bits.

by Jeff Mongoyer January 16, 2018

sucking dick for cookies

Sucking dick for drugs

Jill is such a dope ho she is always sucking dick for cookies.

by fatjerr November 18, 2013

DickKoozie

a woman who is such a fucking whore that her pussy is a koozie.

My grandmama fucked 15 guys in one night what a fucking DickKoozie!!!!!

by KLaw00 January 17, 2019